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Old Mar 28, 2006, 05:58 PM // 17:58   #1
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you know u live in 2006 when



1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.










2.) your vaccuming, and you pick up the little pice of string and put it infront of the vaccum to give it another chance to suck it up, instead of just picking it up, and throwing it away.









3.) you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.











4.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have msn/xanga/myspace/aim/yahoo/icq.










6.) you’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just getting up and pushing the button on the tv.










7.) your evening activity is the computer.









8.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.










9.) as you read this list, you think about how stupid you are to read this.










10.) and… you were too busy to notice number 5.























11.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.



















12.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 06:14 PM // 18:14   #2
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Hahahaha

Wow I am so predictable. xD
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 06:18 PM // 18:18   #3
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Yes I felll for it too.

I also thought it "might" be a thread about the movie Modern Times with Charlie Chaplan...hehe
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 06:22 PM // 18:22   #4
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haha - i feel for it as well good one
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 06:44 PM // 18:44   #5
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Bah i hate this guy
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 06:47 PM // 18:47   #6
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I scrolled down to the bottom to figure out why there were so many spaces in between it >.<

Oops?
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 10:51 PM // 22:51   #7
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Blash! Fooled again!
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #8
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This had me so fooled the first time I read it. Laughed for ages. All but #1 and #3 were totally acurate. I just played solitaire with cards a few months ago. Then got bored and did something else.
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 11:53 PM // 23:53   #9
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That was amazing and so true! I fell for that stupid #5 trick. And i just played solitaire with cards a couple days ago so
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58   #10
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I scrolled down to the bottom to figure out why there were so many spaces in between it >.<

Oops?
I did the same

Mod gut-instinct I guess, I was reaching for the edit button till I read it.
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Old Mar 29, 2006, 12:01 AM // 00:01   #11
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I did the same

Mod gut-instinct I guess, I was reaching for the edit button till I read it.

That would be great if you corrected the numbering lol. Everyone would just be like ummm ok i dont get the humor in it. You should do it!
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Old Mar 29, 2006, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #12
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You know I never knew microwaves had a lock button, after my soup was overflowing and started mashing buttons and it said "locked". Had to mash another set of random buttons to "unlock" it.
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Old Mar 29, 2006, 05:20 AM // 05:20   #13
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Your microwave has a lock button? Why?
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Old Mar 29, 2006, 06:13 AM // 06:13   #14
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You know I never knew microwaves had a lock button, after my soup was overflowing and started mashing buttons and it said "locked". Had to mash another set of random buttons to "unlock" it.
I just open it.
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Old Mar 29, 2006, 06:39 AM // 06:39   #15
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7.) your evening activity is the computer.
And let us not forget about the morning and afternoon.
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